January 2010
4 tags
then rapunzel left her plastic bubble and died
chloe: was that pakuni you were speaking? from “land of the lost?” i love “land of the lost”.
jimmy: i love you, too. it. it, too. i love it, too. i’m jimmy.
chloe: i’m-
jimmy: chloe, the whore next door.
chloe: what? where did you hear that?
jimmy: my mom, she teaches me everything.
chloe: well, really, she got it wrong. i’m actually more of a...
8 tags
the woods are lovely, dark and deep
look, you don’t have to do it for anybody you don’t want; i said you’d do it for the first guy who says it. so, if some geek comes over trying to be cool, just tell him you already did it at another place earlier. no harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it. but maybe a little later in the evening, you’ve had a few drinks, you’re kind of loosey goosey,...
5 tags
smurfette doesn't fuck
first of all, papa smurf didn’t create smurfette. gargamel did. she was sent in as gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. smurfs are asexual; they don’t even have reproductive organs under those little,...