January 2011
but how awkward would it be to take a hit from the bong while jimmy stewart is crying over how beautiful washington dc is that’s like pissing on a unicorn or something
everyone’s going to a party at this asshole’s house so it looks like i’m going to spend new year’s getting high by myself and watching jimmy stewart movies
wait why don’t i do this every year
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December 2010
why does mud wrestling always have to lead to sex like what if i just want to mud wrestle
thepartisan asked: fiona is a goddess
thepartisan asked: fiona is a goddess
thepartisan asked: my god, is your icon picture fiona apple?!
thepartisan asked: my god, is your icon picture fiona apple?!
why am i listening to the all-american rejects right now have i time traveled back to the 7th grade
i’m such an asshole
i can’t stand the whole juergen teller/fetishizing dead women aesthetic though kanye we need to talk about this
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Anonymous asked: FMK
Ryan Sheckler
Nardwuar
Fabio
Ryan Sheckler
Nardwuar
Fabio
Anonymous asked: FMK
Ryan Sheckler
Nardwuar
Fabio
Ryan Sheckler
Nardwuar
Fabio
Anonymous asked: omg is your icon you?! or is it like fiona apple or regina spektor or some shit
also diplomat’s son is about a sexual fantasy about joe strummer right
right
Anonymous asked: omg is your icon you?! or is it like fiona apple or regina spektor or some shit
i should not love a song called chicken titz so much but there you go
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Anonymous asked: FMK
Andrew VanWyngarden
Johnny Depp
James Franco
Andrew VanWyngarden
Johnny Depp
James Franco
Anonymous asked: FMK
Fabio
Robert Sheen
Luke Mitrani
Fabio
Robert Sheen
Luke Mitrani
Anonymous asked: FMK
Andrew VanWyngarden
Johnny Depp
James Franco
Andrew VanWyngarden
Johnny Depp
James Franco
Anonymous asked: FMK
Fabio
Robert Sheen
Luke Mitrani
Fabio
Robert Sheen
Luke Mitrani
omg can i get some fmks because it’s fun to imagine that i would ever even be in the situation in which i would have to decide this shit i feel like god or like the matchmaker from that bravo show
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